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SATIRE - The Columbia Spectator
Girlboss! This woman stormed the Capitol“I thought I was immune,” says Santa Claus, superspreaderBollinger, “We must preserve the authentic graduate student experience of not making a living wage”‘Not the climax I was expecting,’ says student of her first timeHeartbreaking! This student camped out in the stacks and no one hooked up with himMan in Hungarian Pastry Shop writes MFA thesis based on youTrue ally! Non-Muslim student eats only from John Jay halal station
